Hello friends i'm back with another spontaneous post bc i love stray kids thats it thats the intro lets get started
Stray Kids is a 9 member boy group who debut in 2014 with the mini album 'The Day' which consists of songs categorized under the genre of irish folk
The title song features colorful vocals accompanied by dance produced my no other than Jesse McCartney himself
They have a predebut reality show you might've heard of it its called Keeping Up with the Kardashians
Some highlights of the show (with links ur welcome)
Here are the members
1) Kris
- Birthday: February 31, 1954
- Scorpio
- Position: vocalist specializing in yodel
Random Facts:
-His favorite High School Musical movie is the third one which is the main reason why seungmin doesnt talk to him
- really good with accupucture he really knows where the pressure points are because he graduated with a bachelor degree in massage therapy
-elevators make him sad and a little angry because he ran out an elevator once and his croc slipped off his foot. long story short he never saw his croc again (hence the song hellevator)
2) woojin
position: main rapper specilized in speed rapping while playing the triangle
- was in wanna one but pushed jisung down the stairs and the east light but found out he was too old so now hes in stray kids
- uses military time
- got into juliard because the queen of england recognized his talent for playing the triangle
- plays 'hellevator' on the recorder for jeongin to sleep
3) minnows
position: vocalist specialized in screamo and oprah (at the same time)
- australian
- hot topic type of dude with the bangs covering his eyes
- scouted because jyp wanted to make a screamo band but that was cancelled so now hes in a ballad group
- he fistfought jae for the lead vocalist position in day6 but unfortunately jae has a white belt
- got kicked out when he did a screamo battle with the whales during their trip to the aquarium
4) changbeans
position: those backup singers that stand inthe back and harmonize and although their off to the side, the song would be ruined without them
-used his jyp credit card for front seats of shrek the musical
-now his monthly max is 25$
- timberlands and dress shirts enthusiast
- got kicked out of the aquarium with minnows for backing the vocals when he was screaming at the whales
5) jisung
position: acrobats specialized in tightrope walking (with a unicycle on a good day)
- was also part of wanna one and fist fought with woojin which got him kicked out and recruited by jyp and now theyre coicidentally in the same group
- has a bachelor degree in miming which is why he doesnt talk
- only time we've heard him talk was when he screamed hitting his ankle with a scooter
- never heard a peep since
- looks up to bob ross
6) hyunjin
position: dance specializing in the robot and the worm (with sound effects)
- haru's long lost brother
- can and will break someones arm for talking shit about his crocs
- has a pinky toe that hangs out in a croc hole
- mixes all the bath bombs and never scrubs off the residue int he tub when he's done
- likes to sit in the circular racks in the clothing stores
7) seungmin
position: those noises michael jackson makes you know what im talking about
- has a medical degree in astronomy and minor glow in the dark art
- was part of the nasa as an alien doctor until they claimed pluto wasn't a planet anymore
- worked at a pet store for 3 years after that until jyp scouted him
- tells his pets reasons why pluto is still s real planet bc they dont argue back
- uses exclusively body wash and not soap bars becuase he doesnt like getting them in his nails
8) felix
position: rapper but specialized in extremely slow sloth rapping (imagine: sloth from zootopia)
- buys off brand cereal
- has a netflix subscription just to tell people he has a netflix subscription
- flip flops with polo shirt dude
-uses his entire jyp credit card on cacti, names them after his members and waters them with milk if they get his angry
- will never pay for the bag at the grocery store (californians kno the struggle)
- called security when minnow started screaming at the whales
9) jeongin
-position: dance specializing in the cartwheel
- the dude from exo? yes.
-left exo because he didn't like the scent of candles suho uses in the kitchen? also yes.
- doesnt like the scent of pine
- hates christmas but still beliveves in santa
- bought jisung the scooter
happy april fools its 3am time doesnt exist and your belly button is just your old mouth good night
